What better way to hasten our descent into the madhouse? But now with The Amazing Wizard of Paws, we can experience all of that in just 90 minutes of pure, white-hot agony.
Wizard of paws movie#
Normally, we would have to watch one movie about smelly vagrants/wizards fighting a deadly battle of lens flares, and then a second shitty movie featuring talking animals vomiting ill-conceived dialogue out of fourth-rate CGI mouth holes.
Fortunately, director/writer/actor/special effects expert/canine vocal coach Bryan Michael Stoller has seen fit to help us out. Maybe we're just not being efficient enough. Looking back, even after almost three years on the job, we've barely put a tiny dent in the massive library of unwatchable motion-picture garbage out there. The Case Against: It's not actually just this video. The Case For: "Tiny" Lister gets a 10 second spot screaming in the kid's face only to get blasted with a shrink ray and become "tiny" (get it? GET IT?!?) At least this wasn't quite as terrible a career move as agreeing to appear in Dracula 3000. With their amazing powers combined, can they win America's Least Untalented Shithead Kid Talent-Ish Olympics for Dollars, and dodge the creepy advances of the dark mage Molestro?ĭirected By: Bryan Michael Stoller, Bryan Michael Stoller, 2015 Overview: Upon his twelfth birthday, Bobby - the world's most punchable kid - is propelled into a new life of godless witchcraft and showbiz whoredom when he is possessed by the spirit of Lord Satan Hobo Merlin, and joined by his trusty demented six-hundred-year-old talking dog Ozzy.
0 kommentar(er)
